As White Oprah’s “Tour of Delusion” bus rolls through town, residents literally have to wade knee-deep through her bulls**t. – perky
Runners-up:
The Bible never talks about the time Jesus was late for dinner and had to run on water. – starvis
Joaquin Phoenix will do anything to stop water from touching his body. – El Bastardo
Robert Pattinson takes drastic measures to avoid the panty pudding he causes when out in public. – Tex-Bro
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